Would You Use the Chinese Bouncing Bed?

The engineers of China have come up with a new innovation: a bed that bounces you.

I know what you’re thinking — is this a sex thing? To be honest, the answer is unclear. The bed appears to be made by Simmons, which is an American company, but some of the text in the video is in Chinese, which makes Googling for more information about it pretty difficult.

As a result, we just have to accept what we can see: a bed that violently throws you up and down. Valentine’s Day is many months away, which means you have just enough time to place an order for one of these bad boys!