World’s Unluckiest Man Gets COVID, Monkeypox and AIDS in the Span of One Month

Talk about a bad week.

After COVID faded from the headlines, people were eager to get fearful of another virus. For some, monkeypox proved to be the perfect reason to scream at people about not washing their hands again, in the process causing a minor outrage that faded once people realized that the monkey-born contagion wasn’t going to be the next pandemic.

Well, that’s what happened for most people. This wasn’t the case for one man in Italy, whose day was ruined when he found out that he had COVID. Then monkeypox. Then AIDS.

Christ. If I had to choose one, I’d just go with the COVID.