Woman’s List of Baby Names is Unhinged

No one said naming a baby is easy—but, c’mon, you can’t just do this. This woman has identified several words that she’d like to use as baby names, and each of them is more detached from reality than the one that came before it. Have you ever met someone named Lovely? Baby? Lyrics? If not, people like this woman are here to change that. We don’t know what the baby’s actual name is going to be, but given what she says here, my bet’s on something like “Vomit” or “Beef Stroganoff.”