Woman Uses Glowing Butt Plug to Help Direct Pedestrian Traffic

The year is 2024 and we still don't have flying cars, but we do have.... this. 

Technology has made the world a better place. No one argues this. It's also made the world a very weird and very funny place. See woman uses butt plug to help direct pedestrian traffic in NYC. 

I have more questions than answers here so I'll keep it short and sweet. Is someone controlling the colors with a remote? And where can I find this woman?