Woman Smashes More Than 30 Eggs with Her Boobs

Do we think Guinness is accepting records for this yet? They better be — as I’m sure more than a few beers were involved in its inception.

This lady has big boobs and a mission: smashing eggs. Wielding her tits like a claw hammer, she’s lined up a bunch of these poultry products on the counter with the ultimate goal of pounding the living hell out of them. Don’t think too much about the “why” of it all (there’s no practical purpose for this skill, I’m sure); just enjoy this woman exhibiting a mastery of her craft. The Olympics are over, what else are you going to watch?