Woman Pops Balloon With Butt Firework

This takes skill — and ass.

Some talents you just can’t show your parents. This is one of them — the woman below has an incredible ability to pop balloons using nothing more than a simple firework and her butt.

How the whole thing is done is admittedly a bit of a mystery (at what point is she lighting the firework?), but dammit if it isn’t impressive. I know there’s already a set style for Olympic sharpshooters, but if the organizers ever want to shake things up a bit, I suggest giving this woman a call.