Woman Captures Pigeon Landing on Her Head, Then Killing Itself

The embarrassment got to him, it seems.

Birds, as we’ve repeatedly covered, can be assholes. Give a bird half the chance, and they’ll rip your eyes out so long as it gives them a better chance at stealing some of your snacks.

Usually, we think little of this. That’s just their nature, after all. But perhaps there’s a chance that, when they try to steal something and miss, they feel bad about it — so bad about it that, as this video shows, they decide to end it by flying into a ceiling fan.