Why Is There a Hoedown at This Funeral?

The death of a dancer, presented through dance. This sounds poetic, heartwarming — the ability for someone to express their passion even after they’ve left this earth. That may have been the goal of this group of people. Unfortunately for them, the person who died really liked line dancing, and specifically, doing it to the shittiest music possible. That’s how we end up with this: a mournful line dance set to British pop group Steps’ track “5, 6, 7, 8.” It’s what he would have wanted?