TV Push-Up Contestant Really Looks Like He’s Trying to Get the Floor Pregnant

He hasn’t done a single rep, but he looks like he’s almost finished!

This guy claims that he can do 60 push-ups in 30 seconds. I’m going to spoil it for you right now by saying that he can’t, but the *way* that he can’t is pretty special.

Specifically, his form is all sorts of fucked. Instead of keeping his body straight, he seems to think that a push-up is some kind of thrusting motion, where you throw the upper half of your body into the air while slamming your junk into the floor.

Hey, if fake-fucking the floor gives you that kind of physique, maybe he’s onto something.