This Seagull Keeps Stealing from a Corner Store

How do you trespass a seagull?

This seagull is a dick, but an incredibly smart dick. While his brothers and sisters may be hounding the beaches to scrape up some scraps of leftover cuisine, he’s decided to track the food right back to the source and just straight up lift it.

According to the post, “Steven Seagull” is “a fan of BBQ beef [chips], and he is often seen sharing a packet with his feathered friends.”

A real Robin Hood character, or, uh, Seagull Hood? I’m sorry.