This New Erectile Dysfunction Fix Looks Like It’ll Rip Your Dick Off

Viagra not working? Cialis got you down? Women really not liking you tying together two popsicle sticks to keep your dick up?

If so, you might want to try Vertica, a new product that… I honestly can’t figure out how it works, but one part of it involves strapping a device around your junk and tucking an element of the machine behind your balls. Do this two to three times per week, and your ED will be gone — so the company says.

“The Vertica works to strengthen and tone up the collagen-rich tunica, which helps keep the blood in an erection,” summarizes Gizmodo. “Think of it as one of those red light face collagen masks but for your nether regions.”

To show off their device, the company produced this video, which is certainly, well, interesting.