This Dubai ‘Stretching Machine’ Is a Great Way to Rip Yourself in Half

Is it a great workout? Or the reason you’ll be in traction at 35?

Very few people actually like working out. For most, going to the gym is an obligation, not something we actually enjoy — what else are we going to do, diet? Hell no; there are quadruple-decker burgers to eat!

Still, there are some who have the idea that they don’t hate exercise, they just hate all of the exercises they’ve tried. These are the types of people who sign up for zumba or “fitness pole dancing.” Or, as this video shows, strap themselves into a torture contraption in Dubai for a “workout.”

Have fun with your severed spinal column!