Thieves Fake Seizure, Then Try to Steal a Bunch of Bulldogs

This is different.

In one of the more bizarre crime stories we’ve heard this year, three suspects are alleged to have orchestrated a plan in which one pretended to have a seizure to divert employees’ attention while the others stole puppies from a Colorado pet store.

In a video of the event, you can see the man fake a seizure, only to be followed by others grabbing bulldog puppies and making a run for it. For those who are unaware, bulldogs can easily fetch (ha!) between $2,000 and $3,000.

Despite the whole show, the group only managed to steal two bulldogs, and one has already been returned. The police are also looking for the men behind the crime, so keep an eye out for anyone with a bulldog puppy and a bruise on their ass.