These Guys Won’t Stop Pissing All Over Bathrooms

Have you ever gone into a public bathroom and wondered why everything is wet? Well, I have two very unpleasant things to tell you. One, it was almost definitely piss, and two, these are probably the guys who did it. This account is an assemblage of people who love going into bathrooms, but hate peeing in toilets. As a result, they take it upon themselves to drain the lizard on pretty much every other surface in the bathroom. Thanks — I really, really hate it.