These ‘Gender Reveal Toilets’ Make Us Want to Do a Number Two

Gender reveal parties are always a little awkward. Okay, you’re excited your future child is going to have a penis, but did you really need to gather us all here to tell us that?

Some people try to combat this awkwardness by stepping up their game, turning the gender reveal into a spectacle so large that it will spur lasting environmental devastation. This couple, however, went in the other direction, announcing the gender of their baby by having a toilet shit out the color blue.

Either it’s a boy, or you really need to examine your diet.