The ‘Corn Drill’ Combines the Midwest’s Greatest Loves into One Monstrosity

Us Midwesterners love corn and tools. Put those two things together, however, and you’ll find us running back to our wood-paneled basements faster than you can say “cheese curd.”

Despite this, some internet idiots have decided to actually merge the two, creating a beast that can (allegedly) ease your corn-eating experience. As this man shows, it doesn’t, and arguably makes everything about corn and drills worse in the process.