Surgeons Remove Massive Eel (or Maybe Dildo) From Patient

This is why a flared base is important!

A man in China decided to have a little bit of fun by shoving a dildo up his ass. Good for him. Unfortunately, he seems to have lost track of time — and the dildo — and as a result, the sex toy was inside his body for five full days.

At least, that’s what some sources claim. Others say that this was actually an eel, which had also been shoved up the butt for sexual gratification.

No matter what it was, doctors were eventually able to remove the thing, humiliatingly capturing the whole experience on video for the world to see. Let this be a lesson to always make sure that everything that goes in should also come out.