Someone Tried to Smuggle Coke Into Amsterdam Under Their Wig

And, spoiler alert, it didn’t work.

While Amsterdam may be known for having a lot of drugs, those babies gotta come from somewhere. Although the Netherlands grows its own weed, and its ecstasy is probably just made in a local bathtub, some other drugs aren’t as easy as mixing a few drain cleaners together.

One such drug is cocaine, which, due the fact that it’s made from the coca plant, can’t really be made in Europe all that well. And so, it gets illegally imported — and in this case, a man was caught trying to smuggle it in under his wig.

Talk about being a coke head!