Russian Woman Says She Moved Away from U.S. Because She Had to Pick Up Her Dog’s Poop

No one said transitioning to a new country would be easy. There’s often a new language to learn, new cultural norms to adapt to — and if you screw any of that up, you could be the local butt of the joke for years to come.

However, there are some parts of moving to a new country that one would think would be easy, or at the very least, easy enough to get over quickly. That apparently wasn’t the case for this Russian woman, who claims that upon moving to the United States she was deprived of one of her rights as a human. That right? Letting your dog poop wherever you want and not picking it up.

To be clear, you’re supposed to pick up after your dog in Russia, too, so this woman might just be a bit loony.