Russian Sexy Mascot Service is Straight Out of Hell

Do you need a sexy mascot for your next party or corporate event? If you live in Russia, this place has you covered. While us plebs over in the US of A might have to settle for a character costume or, I don’t know, a real stripper, the people of Russia have an alternative: terrifying mascots that are ready and willing to take off their clothes to reveal their felted bodies. The Instagram account says that their services are good for both adults and children — I guess you can get traumatized at any age.