People Playing With Tortoise Accidentally Make It Bust

And a lot, too!

Animals have needs just like us. Some of these needs are among the kinds we feel comfortable talking about in public: eating, sleeping, drinking, etc. However, some are a little more risqué — for example, you might not like talking about it, but your tortoise really likes shooting off loads.

These people learned that information firsthand. After playing with the animal for a bit, they apparently got him excited. So excited, in fact, that he splooged all over the pavement.