Parents’ Wedding Video Ruined By Horse Who Won’t Stop Peeing and Farting

Nothing makes a wedding more memorable than a bit of piss and flatulence.

Most weddings are boring. We’ve all been through this routine a million times, and while it might be the happiest day of *your* life, a good portion of the crowd are on their fifth wedding of the summer, hoping to God that the food will be good enough to make it feel like all the money they spent on the flight and hotel wasn’t a waste.

Given just how many weddings there are in a year, it can be hard to make a specific one stand out. In a way, that’s what makes what this horse did kind of nice: It certainly gave the crowd a wedding they wouldn’t forget. Unfortunately, its method for doing so was farting a bunch and pissing itself.