Olympic Pole Vaulter Loses Because of his Massive Dong

There are definitely worse ways to lose the gold. This pole vaulter geared up for what would become one of the peaks of high career — a jump at the Paris 2024 Olympics. Unfortunately, his dreams were cut short by another peak: the one in his trousers.

While trying to make it over the bar, he clipped the thing with his hog, leading to a loss while also showing that his Johnson is literally too big for his sport. A classic win/lose situation, if you ask me.