Office Workers Share the Cartoon Characters They'd Bang, and It Goes from Bad to Worse

As the classic New York Times article says, we should all know less about each other.

Back in the day, feeling strange about cartoon characters during your sexual development was definitely weird, but something that could be written off once you were an adult. Telling a college friend that your childhood self got turned on by Lola Bunny is definitely going to get you mocked, but for the most part, people would realize that kids dealing with hormones will latch onto all sorts of stuff and that they’re, hopefully, no longer attracted to the cartoon rabbit.

Then, something changed. For reasons I don’t understand, nor do I care to understand, people suddenly became very comfortable announcing that they would still gladly fuck animated characters from Disney movies. These aren’t just fetishists, either — normal, everyday people write articles about how hot Max from A Goofy Movie is, then expect to be able to go about their lives without others bringing it up every time they try to make a serious point.

People feel so comfortable discussing this, in fact, that this office had a “hear me out” session in which they announced which fictional characters they were attracted to. It didn’t go well.