Offensive Linemen Squeeze Onto Water Park Ride, Make Otherworldly Splash

Linemen in football work their whole lives to become big, intimidating beasts capable of knocking down their opponents. While this size may have its advantages in a game, whenever you’re not playing, navigating the world as a massive, burly man can pose some issues.

We’ve already talked about some of the issues big boys face when having to deal with things like car seats, and now, we’re exploring something new: roller coasters. This group of offensive linemen decided to load their 4,000-plus pounds of muscle onto a roller coaster — and had quite a bit of trouble doing so.