Motorcyclist Skids Straight Through His Jeans and Right to His Ass

There’s nothing like being on the open road.

Talk to any motorcyclist, and they’ll wax poetic about how wonderful and freeing it is to ride a motorcycle. I’m sure that’s true. However, what I’m *also* sure about is that riding a motorcycle is really, really dangerous — not necessarily because of the bikes themselves, but because of every other car-driving asshole who has made it their life’s mission to run cyclists off the road.

That said, there are some times when, like everybody, motorcyclists can be massive dumbasses (ever heard of lane splitting?) — and occasionally, this can result in a pretty nasty and funny injury.