Master Sensei Shows Us The Skills
Shape_Grifter Published 07/07/2022
A Russian master in the ancient, timeless art of Bullshido shows us his forbidden techniques.
For years now, Russian martial arts "master", Victor Matveev, has been pitching his unique 'Snake Crane' style of Kung Fu as part of his self-developed Universal Combat System (UBC). Here we catch a rare glimpse of the secretive master putting all of his martial prowess on display against a relatively sturdy opponent -- an opponent who is seemingly frozen with fear.
As you can plainly see, resistance is futile. Matveev, having honed his newly-released ancient arts, is a force beyond mortal comprehension. Indeed, he has grown so formidable that mere human beings are unable to withstand his onslaught, leaving the good master only able to practice his skills with inanimate objects in his backyard.
Should you ever have the misfortune of crossing Master Matveev, know that the last thing you're likely to see is his forbidden Snake Crane stance before your soul leaves your body through your shin.
For years now, Russian martial arts "master", Victor Matveev, has been pitching his unique 'Snake Crane' style of Kung Fu as part of his self-developed Universal Combat System (UBC). Here we catch a rare glimpse of the secretive master putting all of his martial prowess on display against a relatively sturdy opponent -- an opponent who is seemingly frozen with fear.
As you can plainly see, resistance is futile. Matveev, having honed his newly-released ancient arts, is a force beyond mortal comprehension. Indeed, he has grown so formidable that mere human beings are unable to withstand his onslaught, leaving the good master only able to practice his skills with inanimate objects in his backyard.
Should you ever have the misfortune of crossing Master Matveev, know that the last thing you're likely to see is his forbidden Snake Crane stance before your soul leaves your body through your shin.
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