Massive Snake Invades City

Pack it up, boys, we gotta get out of here.

Once an animal can be accurately described as “giant,” it’s fair to say that humans should stop interacting with it. Giant hornets, giant sea creatures — as soon as your first reaction is “Oh, shit,” it’s more than likely that you should follow that gut feeling and leave.

Such is the case here, where an enormous snake was spotted in a flooded river in southern Thailand. While the Bangkok Post says in the caption of the video that the snake was likely already dead and was simply moving due to the flow of the water, they also note that the snake’s swollen belly may be due to its recent meal, most likely a local dog.

Yeah, I think I’ll get a bus ticket out of here, thanks.