Man’s Birthday Cake Gets Nabbed by Asshole Monkey

These monkeys need to be stopped.

We haven’t been quiet about our hate for monkeys around here. From the monkeys who exist solely to fuck with shit, to the ones who break into houses and help themselves to meals, to those who want to slap other animals, there’s a reason that these creatures are seen as pests throughout most of the world.

Case in point, this video, where a dude is merely trying to enjoy his birthday cake when he’s greeted by a dickwad of a monkey — who proceeds to steal the whole goddamn thing.