Man Wakes Up With a Different Kind of Snake in His Shorts

Some dudes are blessed with a monster in their pants. Others, like this guy, are cursed with them.

This man in Thailand fell asleep when a snake entered his room. Looking for a warm place to cozy up, the snake slipped right into the man’s underwear, leaving him in an awkward and vulnerable position once he woke up.

Thankfully, the police arrived and were able to extract the snake, leaving the man’s Johnson fully intact.

Unclear if he took a few mirror selfies first.