Man Turns Himself Into Firework Disco Ball, Shoots Roman Candles at Friends

With friends like these…

There’s an oft-touted statistic about women living longer than men. Everyone has their own theories as to why this is the case; some point to the fact that men are more likely to join the army and engage in higher-risk careers than women, while others note that women actually go to the doctor when they feel sick.

Not helping matters is the tendency of men to do shit like this. This guy hung himself up from the center of a room, loaded himself up with fireworks, then challenged people to run around him as he fired upon them.

The winner, I assume, is the person who escapes without a third-degree burn.