Man Tries to Rob Store, Gets Too Startled to Finish

Listen, I get it.

I can imagine that robbing a store would be stressful. No, I’m not talking about shoving a packet of gum down your pants at checkout — I mean the “smash-and-grab” type of robbery. If you plan to do one of those and aren’t shaking in your boots in the moments leading up to it, well, God help ya.

However, you’d hope that you’d be able to get over those nerves once the robbery actually starts. This guy couldn’t — and as a result, he was immediately apprehended.