Man Shoots Hole in his Cybertruck, Then Gets Mad About Bullet Hole in Cybertruck

When Elon Musk announced the Cybertruck, one detail caught people’s eye: the fact that it was bulletproof.

Well, to be clear, a lot of details caught people’s eyes, most of them bad. But upon seeing that silver monstrosity roll out onto the stage, and hearing Musk’s warbly South African accented voice say that it could withstand bullets, one thought entered the minds of millions of dumbasses: “I’m going to shoot that car.”

Actual tests of this have had mixed results. Some have found that the car really did manage to stop a bullet. Others, like this man, fired a bullet into their own car, then got upset with the fact that their $100k+ car now had a bullet hole.

Sorry about your car (and your brain).