Man Pissing Himself at Sunset Is Oddly Beautiful

The way the sun hits the urine almost brings a tear to your eye. If the bottles on the table are anything to go by, this man has been drinking for a long time — and if you’ve downed a couple vodkas, it’s a fact of nature that you’re going to have to piss. In general, most people would solve this problem by excusing themselves and taking a leak in the neighboring woods. Not this man: Instead, he lays back and simply lets the stream flow, creating a beautiful stream that glistens as it arcs upon the neighboring ground. I’m sure he would appreciate the grace of this act, too — if he weren’t too hammered to stand up.