Man Invents Machine to Power Chug a Beer

Coming soon to a bar near you!

We all love beer, but why does it take so long to drink? I want to get hammered — you’re telling me I’ve gotta drink three cans of the stuff before I feel comfortable dancing in public? Ridiculous! Who’s got the time for that?!?!

Seeing this problem, one man came up with an elegant solution. It involves a drill controlled pump, some vinyl tubing and the ability to open your gullet for long enough to accept a high-powered beer shot to the throat.

Does it work?

Yes, though, as the dude shows, you may want to spew chunks after using it.