Man Bitchslaps Watermelon to Smithereens

Over in Azerbaijan, there’s a man who despises watermelons. That man is named Elmin Mehdiyev, and on his Instagram page, he documents the various ways in which he seeks his revenge on the red-and-green fruit. Nine times out of ten, this involves slapping the shit out of it — and, lucky for us eager viewers, he’s a beast of a man capable of destroying the melons with a single open palm attack. Someone get him on Power Slap, and I promise it’ll end like that scene in Scanners.