‘Long Distance Pissing’ Has People Peeing from the Opposite Side of the Bathroom

Fellas, there’s now a whole new way to annoy your roommates!

The game is called “long-distance pissing.” Here’s how it works: First, you get into position a significant distance away from the toilet. Then, you begin pissing. Finally, you finish, hopefully not spraying urine across your bathroom in the process.

What’s the goal of all this? My sweet child, not everything in life needs to have an objective. Sometimes, you just really want to see how far you can piss — and share it online for the whole of the internet to see.

Just be sure to clean up properly when you’re done.