Kim Jong Un Crashed a Boat Into a Tree

North Korea has experienced incredible flooding in recent weeks. Given the difficulty of getting information out of the country, the total number of dead and displaced is presently unclear, though estimates put the number around 1,500.

In the past few days, Kim Jong Un has been touring the country to assess the damage, usually on a small motor boat. On one of these trips, the pilot of the boat plowed the dear leader straight into a tree. While there’s no evidence that anything negative happened to him as a result, if I were him, I’d probably get my affairs in order.