Kids Get Coal-Rolled Right in Their Faces

Can’t wait until these pictures get taken out of context in the future!

These kids are getting cancer in the funniest way possible: getting coal-rolled. For those who don’t know, “rolling coal” is when you modify your diesel engine to spew massive amounts of black and gray exhaust. Why? Freedom, that’s why! And maybe a hatred for the current state of the ozone layer.

The children in this video love these coal rollers. They love them so much, in fact, that they’ll stuff their faces right into the exhaust, giving their skin a hue rarely seen outside of Dutch ceremonies they insist aren’t racist.

Have fun, kids!