Joe Biden Wanders Off Into the Jungle, Ready to Begin a New Life As An Ape

You’re finally free, buddy!

Come January, Joe Biden will no longer be president, a fact he may or may not be aware of. As the last three-ish years have shown us, his mental faculties aren’t exactly all there — leading to him doing such things as claiming he was going to “do 9/11” and eating shit off a bicycle.

Given that his brain is now closer to applesauce than gray matter, there’s been some question surrounding what he’s going to do after he stops being the president. Now, we may have an answer. After becoming the first president to visit the Amazon rainforest, Biden gave a speech, after which he, for some reason, turned around and began wandering aimlessly into the jungle.

IMO, he’s just following his natural instincts, and I fully support it. Go, Joe! Return to nature!