Is Jay Leno Secretly a Mob Boss With Gambling Debt?

Jay Leno’s been injuring himself a lot recently — or is that just what he *wants* us to think?

The famed late-night comedian has seen a series of mishaps recently, ranging from a motorcycle accident two years ago to this recent injury, in which he claims that he fell 60 feet down a hill and broke his wrist.

For most people of average minds, these are two totally normal occurrences, especially for a man known for driving bizarre and possibly dangerous old vehicles. But for the conspiracy theorists, this is a big development. Is Leno pissing off his handlers? Is he finally entering the higher levels of the Illuminati? Or does he owe a bookie a lot of money?

It’s probably something normal, but God, isn’t wild speculation fun?