In Response to Drone Sightings, Government Says Not to Trust People From New Jersey

Good advice for life, that is.

Over the past few weeks, the U.S. has had its eyes fixed on New Jersey. This is because residents of the state have reported seeing the skies above them filled with unidentifiable drones — sometimes, dozens of them in a single night.

As people searched for an answer as to what exactly was happening here, the U.S. government largely remained silent on the issue. Now, they’ve finally made a statement: “People in New Jersey are crazy.”

Yeah, while it may have been fun to think that we were a little bit closer to meeting an alien, or that our skies were being filled with foreign aircraft, the government is now claiming that this is likely just mass hysteria. According to them, most of the reports of “drones” that they’ve received are just, you know, planes, and that they’ve been unable to corroborate any of the reports of drone sightings.

Or is that just what they want us to think?