"I’m Not Going to Hurt You," says Parrot Whose Only Desire Is To Bite Your Toes Off
figgyPudding Published 04/08/2023
"Someone taught this bird to gaslight!" That's the top comment about Coco, an adorable parrot whose only desire is to bite your toes off, all while luring you in with kind reassurances of peace. "Come here," she says enticingly. "I'm not going to hurt you." Oh yes, you are Coco, yes you are.
"The Chucky doll of birds," one person comments. Coco definitely has the air of a serial killer about her, showing no remorse or hesitation about lying to her victims. Even after exposing her plan and attacking her owner, Coco goes back to her lying ways. "It's ok," she says. "I'm not going to hurt you." It's not ok Coco, you already have hurt me.
"Who knew birds were the biggest gaslighters?" one person comments. "Nope," someone else says. "How scary!" At least now I know I know that the next time Polly wants a cracker, Polly really wants to gauge my eye out.
"The Chucky doll of birds," one person comments. Coco definitely has the air of a serial killer about her, showing no remorse or hesitation about lying to her victims. Even after exposing her plan and attacking her owner, Coco goes back to her lying ways. "It's ok," she says. "I'm not going to hurt you." It's not ok Coco, you already have hurt me.
"Who knew birds were the biggest gaslighters?" one person comments. "Nope," someone else says. "How scary!" At least now I know I know that the next time Polly wants a cracker, Polly really wants to gauge my eye out.
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