‘I Yearn for the Urn’: Old Woman Pretty Stoked About Dying

A lot of people fear death, but not this woman. Not only is this woman pretty open about how she’s ready to shuffle off this mortal coil, but she’s even planned out exactly how she wants her death to be handled, including the purchase of a palm tree-themed urn that she insists on showing to her children at every possible opportunity. “I wanted to make sure that I spent eternity in something that I liked,” she explains of her purchase.

Hey, makes sense to me!