Hippo Farts and Sprays Shit All Over Adoring Audience

What if Moo Deng was Poo Deng? Ever thought of that?

The famed tiny creature who loves screaming might have given people the wrong idea about hippos. While they may look cute and stupid when they’re little, once they’ve grown up, they become major assholes. They’re such dicks, in fact, that they’re considered some of the deadliest animals on the planet, killing around 500 people every year.

Something else that’s dangerous about them is their farts. In this video, a group of people show up to see the beauty of the massive animal — only to see how toxic your farts are when you live on a diet of nothing but grass.