‘He’s Never Going to Financially Recover From This’: Internet Maintenance Worker Finds Squirrel’s Stash of Nuts

Maybe this is what really happened to CrowdStrike. According to this TikTok account, a customer was complaining about slow internet speeds (you and me both!). When our guy went to check it out, he discovered a veritable treasure trove of acorns. Rather than leave it be, the TikToker decided to pour all of them out to begin rectifying the customer’s internet speeds. It may have helped the customer, but I’m sure some squirrel is currently kicking himself over the loss of his life savings.