Guy Forcefully Kisses a Squirrel to Advertise His Teeth-Whitening Products

Typically people who want to whiten their teeth do so for their health, their vanity, or to increase the odds they get to kiss someone of their fancy. They do not do it, because they want to kiss a squirrel. That is, unless you're Gabe, a Florida man who insists on selling his teeth whitening strips by smooching a squirrel.

"You know why he's got yellow teeth?" he asks about the squirrel. "Because he doesn't use my s**t."

Gabe doesn't have just one video where he uses the squirrel as a pecking partner, but six! And by the way he grabs it, it's hard to argue that they're consensual kissing partners -- not that it's possible for this to be consensual anyway. 

"That squirrel was gagged," @islandthembo tweeted.

While the whole thing is pretty creepy, you have to admit that the squirrel's teeth are pretty yellow, and Gabe's are pretty white. But maybe that has something to do with toothbrushing, or genetics. 

"Please," @fiestry commented. "I literally just woke up and this is what I see?" Looks like that's enough TikTok for one day.