Gorilla Intently Watches Another Ape Jerk It in Front of a Child

The zoo really is educational.

As a child, trips to the zoo were a common experience where you had the potential to learn something. Most of the time, that was just realizing that animals also feel sadness, but sometimes, you got to experience something up close that you would have never been able to while living in suburban hell.

This child learned something from their trip to the zoo — specifically, that apes jack off, and that some apes like to watch.

Better not include that in your report for class!