This Is How You Fight-Off an Aggressive Goose

Geese are notorious assholes. They love squawking and pooping everywhere, and if you ever get too close to one, there’s a strong chance that it will bite you.

Thankfully, most people don’t have “fight a goose” on their day-to-day schedule. But if you fear that you may one day have to do that, this guy has some advice. According to him, it’s “all about controlling the knob,” and properly defeating a goose means losing one’s fear of “the bite.”

Listen, I don’t know how else to explain this. You simply have to watch: