Florida Bumper Sticker Somehow Results in a Stripper Emerging from the Trunk

The hurricane may have destroyed a lot, but it can never take the Florida out of Florida.

Florida truly is a different world. From dudes who decide to kayak through their flooded houses, to events straight out of GTA that would later be featured in GTA, the state has solidified its place as the country’s lovable, if flawed, step-son — a place where anything is possible if you dare to dream (and can afford a substantial amount of blow).

In this case, a bumper sticker encourages people to honk in order to get a striptease from a little person. Now, I know that sounds like innuendo, but I promise that it’s exactly what it sounds like.